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  1. baby: d-d-d-d
  2. dad: daddy?
  3. baby: destroy capitalism
  4. karl marx: nice
Posted 2 hours ago







001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me 


I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

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tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes


Posted 21 hours ago








If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”


Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

Btw, vinegar works better for most of these things. And anything related to eating (the marinade, in particular) is better with Dr. Pepper, root beer, or any batch cola.

Posted 22 hours ago

Next time someone claims they're 'bad at math,' show them this study



Please share this with your “bad at math” friends. I believe in them! 

I was really worried about my summer courses. I haven’t had calculus 2 in 7 or so years. But, a lot of math is the hard work you put in studying and asking questions. I’m watching Khan Academy videos this evening to brush up on different topics from calc 1 & 2, differential equations, and linear algebra. If you’re in high school/undergrad I HIGHLY RECOMMEND (hence the caps) taking extra math and/or statistics courses. I’m using things all the time that I was just helping when tutoring high school math students. YES, even the quadratic equation! 


I believe anyone can do anything if you are willing to work hard…

Posted 22 hours ago
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Albert Einstein (via engineeringofjose)

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And men said that the blood of the stars flowed in her veins.
C.S. Lewis

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Posted 22 hours ago

I just want to find someone who will tolerate my inane commentary while watching Star Wars VII

I just want to find someone who will put up with my inane commentary on everything.