So I basically lost my purpose in life.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Did you notice how my sleeves are a different color? Those aren’t sleeves. I underestimated how much sunscreen I needed for that bike ride…
Just got back from a 20 mile bike ride. Apparently it is 95 degrees out. Whew.